Ahhh! Clean off your mittens! Stock up on cocoa! Check on your flight departure times!
The snowpocalypse is coming!!!
At least, that’s all I keep hearing about from colleagues and family in the New York region.
If you’re also far off in some warm climate, learn more about what our winter-wary friends are prophesying about: What is the snowpocalypse?
And for those of you stuck on the east coast, here are some tips for surviving the snowpocalypse (take them seriously at your own risk):
- Wear all your clothes at the same time.
- Stock up on hot cocoa.
- Shout how many inches of snow your street has already received.
- Take a shot of something warm for every foot of snow the weatherman predicts.
- Park your car on top of your house so it isn’t snowed in tomorrow.
And, seriously – if you have any flights scheduled for today, check with the airline before leaving for the airport.
Good luck, my cold-climate friends.
After all – it’s coming and you can’t stop it…