In this day and age, there are a lot of things to worry about: Did I leave the oven on? Am I going to drive off a bridge today? Is my house tornado-proof?
Now, I do think it’s important not to get too worked up about the things in life that can go wrong; after all, there are lots of ’em and we just can’t control them all. A general preparedness, though, is what’s in order.
One worry that, frankly, I think gets overlooked, is zombies. They’re out there, they’re milling around, just waiting. Waiting. You know what happens after something is done waiting, right? It attacks.
So in the spirit of preparedness on this lovely, sunny WikiAnswers Wednesday, here is today’s question:
I’m really relieved to see that some WikiAnswers contributors share my belief in preparedness because there have been quite a few suggestions offered as to what the safest place to hide is:
- Some form of armored vehicle.
- A large boat or ship would be perfect.
- A house with double glazing would be fine though, as long as the doors weren’t wooden and single-layered.
- A castle would be nice, as long as it isn’t Westminster Abbey.
Excellent suggestions, really. But the thing about preparedness is that you have to look at all the angles. Like, after reading those suggestions, did you think to yourself: What if the zombies themselves wrote them? What if it’s a trap? What if there is no safe place to hide? What if it’s about fighting back? What is your strategy? What if you’re a zombie?