What is the best way to roast a tomato?

In case you are looking for something to do later in the week:

What is the best way to roast a tomato?

It’s complicated, but it’s incredibly satisfactory when you taste the finished product. First, book a hall. Hopefully you live somewhere where there’s a hall. In a pinch, a school or church might do.

Then, make invitations. In this day and age, anyone with a computer and a – what are those called – printer can make invitations in their very own homes.

Put together the list of folks who are coming to the roast. Otherwise, it’s just a raw tomato.

Finally, remember to tell the tomato to show up. You wouldn’t want the tomato to be missing from its own roasting, would you? Then it’s just not funny.

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