In case you are looking for something to do later in the week:
Then, make invitations. In this day and age, anyone with a computer and a – what are those called – printer can make invitations in their very own homes.
Put together the list of folks who are coming to the roast. Otherwise, it’s just a raw tomato.
Finally, remember to tell the tomato to show up. You wouldn’t want the tomato to be missing from its own roasting, would you? Then it’s just not funny.