I’ll go ahead and say it. I’m a bit of a cool cat. People have questions and I answer them: around the water cooler, at the bus stop, in my mom’s basement. That’s the type of cool cat I am.
How do you make people like you more?
Here’s what you do: Give them cake. Lots of cake. With mocha frosting. Candy helps. Do you want me to like you, too? Mail me some chocolate. And cake. Put jimmies on the cake. Mmm… cake.