Today presents a question for all the ex-girlfriends out there:
This question is undoubtedly asked by all the best friends of the ex’s who are chewing gum while they ask, so it sounds like “Why did he *squeesh* scratch your *squeesh* car?”
At at the time of this writing the question is unanswered on WikiAnswers, so I’ll go right ahead and answer it from the best of my knowledge:
He scratched your car, b*tch, because you did it to him first. When you found out he cheated on you with your sister. But girl, it wasn’t the Ferrari that cheated on you, ok? Next time, scratch him, not his precious.