What makes your veins pop up and sore?

An age-old question, and I feel lucky to be asked so that I can answer it:

What makes your veins pop up and sore?

You want to know what makes my veins pop up and sore? You want to know why sometimes it looks like my head is about to explode?

Here’s a short list:

Politicians
Bottled water
Letters to the editor
Coconuts
Flat tires
Telemarketers
Lottery winners
Modeling waifs
Standardized tests
Sales representatives
Managers of sales representatives
Emoticons
Cheap tippers
Holiday weekend traffic
Roaming charges
Ink stains
Billionaires
Grapefruit diets
Air quotes

Ok, I’ll stop for now. If you really do know what actually causes veins to pop up and become sore, do share.

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